Oh, me name is Dick Darby, I’m a cobbler
I served my time at ould camp
Some call me an old agitator
But now I’m resolved to repent
With me ing-twing of an ing-thing of an i-doe
With me ing-twing of an ing-thing of an i-day
With me roo-boo-boo roo-boo-boo randy
And me lab stone keeps beating away
Now, my father was hung for sheep stealing
My mother was burned for a witch
My sister’s a dandy house-keeper
And I’m a mechanical switch
It’s forty long years I have traveled
All by the contents of me pack
Me hammers, me awls and me pinchers
I carry them all on me back
Oh, my wife she is humpy, she’s lumpy
Me wife she’s the devil, she’s cracked
And no matter what I may do with her
Her tongue, it goes clickety-clack
It was early one fine summer’s morning
A little before it was day
I dipped her three times in the river
And carelessly bade her «Good day»
There has never been such wonderful story teller through music as Tommy and Liam. Rest in peace me lads. The Lord Jesus must love having them in Heaven with him.